PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A FUCKING LIFE STORY

When you “ship” or begin to favor a couple, you will be upset when they break up. You WILL get emotional whenever they talk about eachother. You’ll get the indescribable “Feels”. But one of the biggest things that will happen is that you’ll automatically grow a hatred towards the new partner of 1/2 of that couple, after they break up. I’m a Niley fan (you’ll find out why later). When Miley and Liam were first linked to eachother, the entire Niley fanbase began to dislike him. Now, we HATE him. We hate the entire relationship. But I’m gonna make one thing clear: It’s NOT just because Liam is standing in the way of a Niley 17.0. IT’S BECAUSE OF SO MUCH MORE.

Niley fans continue to get jabbed with this one line, a completely overused line that makes our blood boil: Niley is dead, get over it.

NO, BITCH.

Here’s why it makes me so upset: It’s like these people can only see what’s in front of them. They see two things: Miley and Liam are together, and Miley and Nick aren’t.

But they don’t see what’s behind everything, like most Niley fans do.

We see the lyrics in Miley’s songs. We see the way Liam treats Miley like shit (I’ll elaborate later). We see the pain in Miley’s eyes (something we’ve been seeing a lot lately).

My feelings about Miam have changed over the years. In about the first two years, I thought of Liam as “just another boyfriend”. Him and Miley were going out on dates, and were being very public with their relationship.

Now I think of Liam as…so many explicit things, I just won’t say. You can fill in the blank when I tell you what he does.

Here’s what really irks me about Liam. He’s turning our idol into a different person, and he makes her look foolish. Miley once said “I fear that Liam is gonna leave me for someone prettier”. A girlfriend should NEVER feel that way. A boyfriend should treat her so well, that she shouldn’t have ANY doubts about the relationship lasting. She should feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.

Before I go into how he’s changing her, I should give you some extra info: I don’t think Miley loves Liam. How could you be in love with a fucking BRICK WALL? Liam has no passion or romance.

I think Miley is forcing herself on Liam because, call me stupid, but I think it’s all because of Nick (there may be other small reasons, but Nick’s the main one). You can tell that Miley constantly forces a smile when she’s with Liam. And their PDA? It’s off the charts. Why, you ask? Miley’s trying to force herself to be in love with someone else.

In take me along, Miley says:
I hope you hurt, and your walls fall down
When you hear the sound that I’m okay.
I’ll be okay.

She wants Nick to think she’s over him. She wants Nick to hurt and to be jealous. Why is there so much fucking PDA? NOT because Miley’s THAT attracted to him, but because of the paparazzi. Who does a photoshoot that’s full of shots of her and her boyfriend kissing? Someone who’s trying to make a “certain someone” jealous.

Miley constantly talks about Liam. She constantly says she’s “madly” in love. When she says all that, I think she’s just trying to convince herself that she is.

Liam almost NEVER talks about Miley. And he’s always staring into space when they’re out.

Why do you think Miley smokes weed so much? NO, it’s not only to “fit in” and “look cool”. IT’S BECAUSE SHE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY. Get away from her dry, damaging, decomposing relationship.

Sometime last year, Miley tweeted: Don’t you feel like you’re ever missing something…more? Passion, perhaps?

Liam has no passion. No love. No romance.

Miam has broken up many times, and it was because of two reasons: either boredom or Liam cheating.

The ONLY reason they continued to get back together is because of Miley’s mom…she likes Liam for some reason.

Now back to Niley: They REALLY broke up once. Miley was DEVASTATED. She went through months of constant crying, and just went into a slump. She was really depressed and upset. That’s how you can tell Nick really made a difference in her life, and she was missing him.

When Miam broke up, Miley said: “Oh well, at least I’m still breathing!!” …Looks like Liam didn’t have as much as an impact as we thought.

Miam fans continue to say that Miley and Liam are in LOVE. WHY? Because Miley said so (a bunch of times)? She says it so much, probably hoping one day that her heart will believe the same. Why else do you say they’re in love? Because they’re engaged? Like a hunk of metal proves something. It proves NOTHING. It just proves Liam wants Lifelong access to Miley’s money, and a piece of her spotlight.

Another thing that annoys me: Miley has said “look at my finger” and “I’m engaged” and “I’m getting married” probably a thousand times. WE GET IT. It’s almost like she’s proud of herself or something. PROUD that you said yes to a guy who’s using you for fame?

(And also, Miley, getting married to someone else won’t MAGICALLY change the way you feel inside. A piece of paper will never change how you feel about Nick.)

That brings me to my next point: Liam is using Miley for fame. It’s obvious. The only time he smiles when he’s around her is at award shows (speaking of award shows, they’ve been to like 40). Miley is a fucking superstar. She is very well known. Liam saw Miley as an opportunity to get his name in news articles, and on checks. You think he actually loves her? He cheats on her all the time. Men cheat because their girlfriends don’t fully satisfy them. If Liam isn’t satisfied with Miley, WHY NOT JUST BREAK UP WITH HER? Oh yeah, because that would take away his spotlight. That would stop his cash flow. So he TOLERATES Miley and all her obsessive shit. He can’t even look Miley in the eyes? I’ve even seen several pictures when his eyes were OPEN while they were kissing. Open eyes=No passion.

Which brings me back to him changing her. Cheating obviously hurts a woman’s trust, spirit, and most importantly: Her self-esteem. It makes them feel unwanted. It makes them feel unloved. After Liam started cheating, Miley did everything in her power to change herself to his liking. You may be asking yourself, “Why is Miley trying so hard to keep Liam, if she still loves Nick?” Remember, Miley wants to prove to everyone that she can have a successful relationship without running back to Nick. She think THAT makes her look foolish. You wanna know something that makes her look ever MORE foolish? Doing anything and everything for a guy that doesn’t give a shit about her. She’s obviously starving herself so Liam won’t leave her for someone “skinnier”. I fucking LOVED Miley’s cute little curves. That’s where the “Milesbian” era began in the first place. Now she’s starting to look like a goddamn toothpick. You can see her RIB CAGE. I once heard an interesting quote: “How come when we see bones through the skin of animals, we call it abuse, but when we see bones through the skin of humans, we call it beautiful?” EXACTLY. Miley’s damaging herself. And using all of these drugs to look cool in front of Liam and her new friends (AND to escape from her decomposing engagement) isn’t helping her health either. Miley hasn’t genuinely smiled or laughed in photos in about…a year? Idk. She’s SMILED. But it never looked genuine. It looked like it was all for the cameras. Not like her old days. Where’s Smiley Miley? All I see is “pouty/gangster/blank/upset face” Miley. Liam’s turning my idol into a MESS, and I don’t appreciate it.

THAT’S why I hate him.

One thing I don’t get is why there are so many fans of them. Oh, the fans. Where do I fucking start? They are the first to criticize and jump on us. We have SO MANY reasons why we love Niley. What reasons do you have for liking Miam?

“OMG like, they like, TOTALLY look so hot together. Meant to be <3”
Just because they look cute together means that they’re true love? Um, okay.

“Well Miley has said that she’s madly in love with Liam about 7 times today, so I’m gonna believe her. GO MIAM <3”
Actions speak louder than words. Next?

“OMG did you see those photos of them at the supermarket together?? True Love :)”
Did you also see that MILEY was the one putting the bags in the trunk, while Liam was tittering away on his fucking cell phone? Or were you so distracted by his “striking good looks”, that it just slipped your mind?

Ugh.

Maybe if Liam didn’t cheat.
Maybe if Liam didn’t push Miley to mold herself into his perfect woman.
Maybe if Liam didn’t so blatantly use Miley for fame.
Maybe if he knew how to treat a woman.
Maybe if he didn’t make Miley seem like she were in a relationship with herself.
Maybe if he made Miley feel like the most beautiful woman in the world.
Maybe if he did ALL that.
Maybe THEN, I would respect him.
But for NOW, he can suck my dick.

Moving on to the harassing comments we get from Miam fans.
ALL THE TIME you bitches say that Niley is dead. Then how come ALL THE TIME we have something to tweet about? There’s always some Niley shit going on. Something hinting that Miley isn’t over Nick, and Nick isn’t over Miley.

If you hoes are so fucking SMART, then go listen to these songs (from her last album) and tell me that they aren’t about Nick. Tell me that they aren’t about Miley wanting him back.

-Scars
-Permanent December
-TAKE ME ALONG
-STAY

Did you guys even hear her speech about “Two people that will always come back together”? Or the speech about “It’s not that easy to get Nick to stay”? SHE STILL THINKS ABOUT HIM.

I want to say one last thing to all the Miam fans. Here’s what you guys have. Here’s what you guys have against Niley. Here are the things that you guys have translated to be “true love”.

YOU GUYS HAVE:
The outings
The interviews
The PDA
The countless vacations

Um…that’s all materialistic stuff. That’s all basic. That could all be faked.

These following things just CAN’T be faked.

WE HAVE:
The things they said about eachother
The songs they wrote
The way they looked at eachother
The way they held eachother like they never wanted to let go
The way they still somehow care about eachother after 4 years of being apart

That stuff can’t be faked. It’s underneath the surface. It’s not stuff you can see right in front of you. It’s something you have to search for.

Maybe today you realized that Niley fans AREN’T all 12 year olds. We’re actually smarter than you. We don’t just ship a couple because of the dates, or because they look cute. It’s because it was LOVE, it still is.

And THAT is why I hate Miam.
THAT is why I’ll never give up on Niley.